A friend saw this product over the weekend. It’s a “Bendable, Poseable Jesus of Nazareth” toy. What a fitting metaphor. My friend had this to say of it: “Perfect for millennials. They can bend him to conform to whatever they like.” Amusing, and, well, kinda true. But I will defend millennials on this point. People have been bending Jesus to conform to whatever they’ve liked for 2,000 years.